Conversations with kids

Ian singing: "I got junk in my trunk"

Mom: "Do you even know what a trunk is?"

Sarah: "Ya, it's your bottom."

Emily: "No, it's an elephants trunk!"

Mom: "Then what is the junk?"

Ian: "You know, bad food."

Mom: "What do you mean bad food?" {trying hard not to laugh}

Ian: "Like junk food."

Sarah: "Like chips and ice cream and stuff."

BTW, Im not even sure I know what junk is!