Kid's day the darndest things

I ran across a file folder today that had the heading "Kid's say the darndest things" on it and inside it was filled with little slips of paper that I had written funny things that the kids had said through the years. I had been meaning to put them in my scrapbook but just never got around to it.  I decided to put them in my blog (because I enventualy plan on printing it) so I wouldn't lose track of them again.

Ian

3/24/00 - 1st sentance "Me blow bubbles"

June '00 - "I U" for I love you

- "I want that"

July '00 - "Watten" for watter

- "Budden" for butter

- "Coudon" for coloring

- "Daddy rules" with a little coaching from Terry

Oct '00 - "Milk it Mommy" for put milk in it (sippy cup) a favorite of mine

2 1/2 - "Tip, Tip, Horray"

- "Happy Donalds" for McDonalds

12/01 - "how" for why

4/02 - "last day" for yesterday

6/02 - at a birthday party with his hands out

"Everybody stay calm, and no crying"

? - "I guess her likes me, hugh"

1st grade - I want to be the president when I grow up, Im goiing to try my hardest to get elected. Tehn Im going to make everything $1 less so there won't be poor people".

Sarah

? - "bugger nose is empty"

mom 

- "it is?, what did you do with them?"

Sarah

- "I ate em"

4 years old

Sarah to Ian

- When I grow up your gonna be handsome and Im gonna marry you".

Ian to Sarah

- "Thats gross, sides they would arrest you"

Sarah to Ian

- "Then I will marry someone elce but Im not going to leave my home cuz I love my mommy so much. 

4/19/07

- "Look it's the Jesus star next to the moon.